Mart The Hutch emailed this new story round as a postscript to the snowy haze that was the stag do. Although the story does refer to Italy, please note that we were only in the country for a short period, and no-one was involved with the police in any way. Customs on the other hand...

Preserved for posterity: Mayhem on the Piste

The original Sky News link:
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13009946,00.html

It has been a few years in the making but January 10th 2004 finally arrived, and everyone decamped to Whirlowbrook Hall in Sheffield for the wedding of Alex to Rachel.

Reports indicate that Rachel walked in with her Johnson intact, but it apparently disappeared some time around 3pm. She does seem to have acquired a Forrest-Hay however, and was by all accounts very happy with the change.

In a shock move, Alex travelled to France, managed to survive the Stag Do, and returned home in (more or less) one piece. Apparently, no one was more shocked than the Stag himself not to need the services of any medically-inclined relatives.

For a full match report, read on.

News is also in that Rachel's Hen Night was held recently in London Town (somewhere down South), and that Jerry Springer was around. No-one can as yet confirm that mutant inbred dungaree-wearing yokels were involved; however this has also not been denied...

Please send embarrasing pictures to villagedrunks@forrest-hay.co.uk, or leave your account of the night in the guestbook.